10 Texans We Wish Would Run For President

6. JJ Watt


Look, I know that he’s technically from Wisconsin, but you can’t tell me that he isn’t as Texan as they come. He represents Houston in the best way possible and gives back to the community like no politician ever has. The guy is about 15 feet tall and built like an Ox. If he was President and I was ISIS, I’d fold up camp and go home. He destroys people on the field and would certainly do it on the battlefield as well.

7. Kacey Musgraves


Kacey would bring a level of style to the White House that has never been seen before. I’d imagine there’d be rhinestones on all the couches in the Oval offices and Willie Nelson and Tanya Tucker posters throughout the halls. The State of The Union Address would be a concert put on by the Cowgirl Commander in Chief. Sign me up.

8. Beyoncé


Queen Bae is a force to be reckoned with. Every time China or Russia start trying to flex on America, she’d drop a new album throwing shade on them. Our new primary American export would probably become Lemonade.

9.Matthew McConaughey

A vote for McConaughey would be a smart one. I don’t know what his politics are, but I’m willing to bet that he’s the kinda guy that’ll make everything alright alright alright.

10. George Strait

attends the 51st annual ASCAP Country Music Awards at Music City Center on November 4, 2013 in Nashville, Tennessee.

He represents everything that is right in Texas. He’s already got experience as a head of state considering we call him the King already. He’s charming, talented, and can actually rope a steer from horseback. I don’t know what other skills you’d need to be President other than that. Instead of getting around in the normal Presidential limo, he could ride around on his horse and call it Horse Force One. We need ya in DC George! Run George, run!

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