8 Warning Labels That All Us Texans Should Have To Wear

marriageTexans are always right. It’s that simple. If you’re the type of person that likes to occasionally win an argument here and there, then we’re probably not a good fit for you. The phrase, “an immovable object meets an unstoppable force” was created to describe one of the first arguments between two Texans.


returniffoundWe never know when God is gonna call us home, but the last thing we want is for our body to spend eternity buried in some horrible California or New York dirt. We should all be required to wear a label like this one that let’s folks know exactly where to ship our earthly spirit vessel once we kick the proverbial bucket.
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Quiet is not a word I would use to describe us Texans. In fact, loud isn’t even really a strong enough word to describe how rowdy we can get. Heck, get a Texan talkin’ about how awesome Texas is and you’re gonna need the best hearing protection money can buy.


warning_to_avoid_injury_9bu“Don’t Mess With Texas” refers to a warning against littering in Texas, sure. It also means, don’t talk trash about Texas around Texans because doing so can end in bodily harm. Avoid doing so at all costs around all Texans.

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