12 Funny High School Mascots In Texas

6. Robstown Cotton Pickers


I couldn’t find an actual mascot photo for this team and it doesn’t surprise me. I’m not sure if it’s a giant piece of cotton or what, but either way, I think it’s funny.


5. Roscoe Plowboys


This one explains itself. I’ll just leave it right here for you to debate.


4. Lanier Voks

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It took a bit of Googling for me to figure out what a “Vok” was. Apparently it’s short for Vocational Student. What I do know is that these gears are hilarious looking.


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3. Grandview Zebras

Grandview High School TX  Zebra Mascot

Zebras are normally majestic and beautiful creatures. This photo of the Grandview High School Zebra is just awkward. I’m not exactly sure why he’s standing like that.


2. Springtown Porcupines



Porcupines don’t really say “mean” to me as much as they say “unfriendly”. I can only imagine what their mascot looks like.


1. Winters Blizzards


The Winters High School Blizzard mascot is weirding me out. I’m guessing he’s either blowing wind or has motion sickness. Either way, he tops the list as the funniest looking mascot.

What are your suggestions for the list?

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